So if I skip school and ignore a dying man, I become a Time Lord. If I try my hardest to go to school, I become a bear wrestler in Vegas. Sounds legit.
If it is like the King's Bounty series on PC (Which I highly recommend, and believe it is due to the same artwork) then it was probably orginally done in Russian and then translated, lot of minor translation errors in the PC games, but quite fun.
I was disappointed that the gameplay was virtually the same as your sister game, humbies vs zombans, just with different guns. A horde of humans without guns charging one zombie with guns just doesn't FEEL right, you know?
This is a decent game as is, but I would LOVE to see some improvements added in, such as adding in more weapons or different types of zombies rather than just the horde. Still, it's a fun game as is.
The laser part is a simple exercise and trial and error and rote memorization. You have to learn its pattern and then act to anticipate each part, essentially it's a keep dying till you have it memorized thing, not very enjoyable as part of an action game.
FYI, the scavenger perk makes it so that you have a chance of gaining an extra ammo magazine when you kill a zombie. No need to pick anything up or run over the corpse, just goes straight into inventory upon getting the kill. Very Useful with weapons with large magazines.
REALLY need to fix the northern barricade bug, zombies just ignore the north barricade, it's a constant open window. If, for some strange reason, it's SUPPOSED to be like that, then mark it clearly so, because seeing the zombies just come running straight through that thing is annoying.
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