March 12, 1940: Finland gets their ass kicked and become Nazi's bitches. October 18, 2014: nostalgic Finnish teenagers celebrate that good old time when they had to serve their masters. They publish a flash game about: how to be a good Nazi slave and properly pick up a hat while wearing a buttplug. I'm surprised by the ratings, didnt know there are that much people enjoying sexual humiliation around!
Good game, the last levels require a lot of mouse skill! 5/5. Please upvote TheCrushmaster's comments as I did, because it makes me sad when children cry.
Note to the dev: please stop sending my account unwanted spam messages about this game. I never asked for it. I tried the game out of curiosity, I did not like it so I stopped using it. I am pretty sure you are violating kongregate's site rules by doing that, and I'm reporting your account as such.
Where is the "Intense REAL 3D" advertised in game description? All I can see is a set of ugly animated 2D sprites, all looking the same. The fixed-image background is nice though, as long as you dont look at it too closely (the resolution is low and you can see the pixels). Maybe the "Intense REAL 3D" is referring to the UI buttons, which have some kind of 3D border with a raising effect? 1/5 till the "Intense REAL 3D" is effectively implemented.
Seen in game description: "Ninja Time Pirates is published by HappyGiant – a team of industry veterans from LucasArts etc.". Well, that did sound good, until I realized how the gameplay was poorly implemented. I mean, it's just unplayable! Your team is walking randomly, not following the cursor, and most of the time they will just ignore your firing orders. Please correct the bugs, this game in its current state looks like it was made by industry newbies, lol...
I hope the players are putting a lot of money in this game, because the marketing team is putting a lot of effort in downvoting negative comments and spamming people, and they surely deserve to be paid for that =)
Game was fun till I figured I wouldnt be able to progress without paying. 1/5 for that! Please vote up so people find out sooner and dont waste time like I did.
OMG, just read the description: "Age of Reptiles – HD graphics!". Right after reading that, you already know the game will be ugly, paying and uninteresting. I will give you 1 star for that, since it allowed me to save the launching time to get to the conclusion.
Who said nobody is listening to user feedback? I dont know about the devs, but the marketing department sure is pretty active and downvote any negative comment pretty fast ;-)
Thank you for your comments. Reading through the feedback that is below the rating threshold they are mostly not particularly useful to anyone including other players. Constructive criticism is welcomed however stating a game is, for example, boring with no explanation why or claiming it insults your intelligence is not particularly useful to anyone. We understand that this type of game is not for everyone. Honest feedback for a game developer is vital to judge the market reaction and to ensure the game delivers what the players expect as well as identify areas for improvement. Have you thought that perhaps its your fellow Kong community that are themselves downvoting comments that do not provide any sustenance?
 "Hitlerin Natsi Hattu Peli")
 "Steep Dive: Airmail")
 "Intruder Sharp Shooter")
 "Redshift")
 "Strategy Defense 2 Players")
 "PuzzleLineRpg")
 "The Gate")
 "MassiveWar Vs BattleGear")
 "World Eater Idle"){kind=icon}
 "Ninja Time Pirates")
 "Dino Battle")
 "Castle Clash")
 "Zombie Army Madness 3")
 "Curse Village 4")
 "Aviator")
 "Strategy Defense 11")
 "Epic Arena")
They are 3D models, not pre-rendered 2D sprites you might see in other games. Our camera angle is fixed for optimal viewing.