"I'm offended." Because they're lesbians? "No." Because they're cattle rustlers? "No." Because they're druggies? "No." Then why are you offended? "The spelling is horrible." You have a point, there.
"Do you want to start this cool side quest?" I sure do! "Do you want to spend 50 crystals?" OK! "You don't have enough crystals. Do you want to spend your actual, real-world money to get some virtual, in-game crystals?" F*ck you.
Q: How do you make an in-game badge nearly impossible? A: Make the player run a mission with a character totally unsuited for that mission. Radlynn throws radishes downward, but they travel a good distance. She also has Climb skill. The Level 9: Radley Caverns level has no opportunities for climbing. Near the end of this mission, Sundaesaurs appear. If one of Radlynn's errant radishes hits a Sundaesaur, it shoots at her from beyond the edge of the screen.
When you get past Floor 40, Bleed and Decimate aren't very effective (each do 5 or 6 damage while the main attack does about 90). The Ninja Gear chest armor, however, is very nice (a 5% chance to insta-kill with each attack).
I'm using Firefox. Before the 2015-01-27 update, my offline earnings worked sometimes. Between 2015-01-27 and 2015-02-19, they worked all the time. Now they don't work at all.
@iokl: In the top left corner, click on the man's face. This takes you to the "Swag & Stats" window. At the bottom left corner of the big picture, there is a green "Speaker sound" icon. Click that icon to change it to a gray "Speaker muted" icon.
Interesting glitch: If you're on foot, double-tap Space for a super jump. Be careful, though; if you don't get back into your vehicle, you'll continue down the road on foot without the rocket launcher.
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My favorite setup: Ice Penguin to clear incoming projectiles and freeze enemies, Lightning attacks to hit flying and ground enemies (does extra damage to frozen enemies, and Mjolnir (Lightning Arcana Lv 2) to clear incoming projectiles and cancel enemies' attacks. Also, I set my buttons to SDF for magic types and WERTG for arcana so that the highest arcana are easy to reach.
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Ah sorry! Wi are nothe anglish enede wi still have two work on our grammard ;-)