this could have been a really nice politically incorrect game, see http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/7606145/Extramarital-sex-causes-more-earthquakes-Iranian-cleric-claims.html and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boobquake . but what do we get - a godawful attempt at Canabalt fame. shame on you, PahuPahu, and a deserved 1/5
1. why does difficulty always come by artificial stupidity? the protagonist, despite being a civilian, knows how to handle anything from revolver to RPG, but doesn't know how to frigging aim up or down!
2. so there are major amounts of ammo at police stations and some civilians' homes. how stupid is the protagonist not to frigging take a few spare cartridges with him?
3. limited ammo - fine. but how the frag do you break a frigging axe by swinging it through thin air? as cool and funny carnage with a ming vase might be, a little more "WTF?" from the players should help. and I'm not even mentioning the idea of different ranges.
4. now the survivors are god-damned ingrates. instead of helping whoever just saved their sad posteriors for a day, they just scram.
5. you fail geography forever. leaving a city block e.g. north now gets you to the southern end of the same block, still heading north. what did you guys smoke?
I'd just love to know what the copyright holders think about all those "Find the numbers / Hidden alphabets " and " Dress up / Make up" games. It would be an almost perfect lawful evil aligned action to have the copyrighters come down upon these games as a metric ton of building supplies - if we only had any warranty that Kong itself wouldn't take damage.
would it be so hard to add a few items to the pinnacle of technology that is the stealth suit of our protagonist? I'm talking about a simple screw-driwer or just a long stick, for heaven's sake! he's standing in front of a cannon aiming up or underneath a mine aiming left or right, and can not do jack to disarm or spring them in advance! add the god-awful controls (sticky keys, I'm talking about you!), zero replay value, zero replay incentive and this is a well-deserved 1/5
point and click never deserves better than 2/5 for zero replay value, and making sound based puzzles nets this piece of epic fail a 1/5 and a flagging. some ppl play games where they're not supposed to - headphones are NSFW!
plainly horrible. no instructions, no visible or dedicated click areas, poor loveless and sterile graphix. 1/5, and that's just because there is no 0/5
constitution gives you HP and SP. potions with names are pretty obvious: attack - u hit for more damage. luck - u hit crits more often and better loot drops. defence - mobs hit u for less damage. magic defence - mobs inflict less damage with magic attacks on u. (mobs with magic are higher levels, u'll encounter them later)
here is lvl 11 done by slightly modifying someone's lvl 8 - actually switching both dual toggles in succession makes the div/4-counter:
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my previous comment was wiped. guess the admin took offence on suggested homicide (although in retrospect, as the game's author is anything but a human being, offence on suggested slaughter). :P but if a game gets a rather easy hard badge downgraded to medium and actually attempts to access printer, microphone and webcam, and generates OVER 9000 pages of spam comments, the author should be slaughtered into organ market and the income spent on making a decent game in place of this P.O.S.
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