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Take Something Literally

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Oct. 13, 2009

Rating: 0

аффтар, выпей Йаду и убейся апстену с разбегу. сожалею, что повитуха не придушила тебя твоей же пуповиной - это был бы акт истиннава чилавекалюбийа. author, your game sux. kill yourself and any offspring you might have ill-begotten

Time Kufc

Play Time Kufc

Oct. 10, 2009

Rating: -1

all hail Sylvan Lynch and his level-by-level walkthrough of this bastard child of the Shift series. Greg, for fukc's sake, stop badging such utter crap of games... http://www.youtube.com/user/SylvanLynch

Frontier

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Oct. 08, 2009

Rating: -1

utter crap. a rip-off from an old space trading game, boring and buggy as hell. author / maker, take a look at Caravaneer and Void, then go and commit suicide in shame.

Frontier

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Oct. 03, 2009

Rating: 0

utterly fails in comparison to Caravaneer. but being that much easier (no supplies and ammo, no forage or fuel, no firefights, no navigation, static prices), it'll gain a higher rating. pity...

Take Something Literally

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Oct. 03, 2009

Rating: 0

causes comment spam, tries something with hardware and freezes whenever it feels like it. just flagged

KOHCTPYKTOP: Engineer of the People

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Oct. 01, 2009

Rating: 0

here is a working lvl 3. the point is to make 4 successive gates to X and 4 parallel gates to Y eNrtmW1+gjAMxkcevniGXcHvO8vuf5FZWqSFJKWRF2WBn8r852myFGNq+3v/ffvt bj9d/2U5P1TY2YWUTrNwhVgWVgaoC4VBWpJD1ukwCcmFa4SdRRhOgzB6axZm3tru nK68KetCWnpb67HjPgK6kPXV6vEaddWFLnThycKhnSP5GCgA9vE6ffAYCOLF+Pz4 5nggelpFo0Azs6DS7aYXxZCSw3g5/DEzy8IjJrrBS3gjvIUxc1aOITsST3GrQ4xH CHvKM00Y6RBovFzSUcTSNPA0jEzn2jhspDSnKSRBm1ESKanaUclRPhvP/IupLEef p+Mz6fBfT5+SRQHiLIVaxQ5a9dpuEI9gwRvkYWWx4sDyJ5XdVXX5PIqTKDmFWQuz X1hjhs+g053pm5dKp06dOvVSuaq7Q2VkVP2iGhV26zlxzb7RqoXYc6LaN0o9J7zn dPrvS+VxFGrMdor3pVDLu0ZhXoDDugCHF0OnvgBXClraUJEpw8ufkOcWC1rY+O1B KTvWLhqw+c0nqk1bzrDPoNPzSuWLG+qUbzVzHcv5dL4gxSaUdqTiprhKU2lZsymu UX1TnMyb4mTdFKfWLXO1I3V6DC0nt4Xus8e9SankH6/Ta38rFR3txn6zZrhBu2iy N4qKae8/ZgZtmXS6zZpRXhW+WUX6A1fuyV8=

KOHCTPYKTOP: Engineer of the People

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Oct. 01, 2009

Rating: 0

AgainstTedium, your problem are fully conducting connections between A-B-C-D. they cause the system to set all to "high" as soon as any of A, B, C, D goes "high"

Run Elephant Run

Play Run Elephant Run

Sep. 19, 2009

Rating: -1

Ablightened said: "Instead of playing this game, bash in your knee with a hammer. Its the same experience delivered through a much less tedious and frustrating medium." I've done it with 351 continues and I completely agree. dear Lord, if I have any ungranted prayers left, please use 1 to make sure jmtb02 dies a slow and painful death

Differeces Game

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Sep. 11, 2009

Rating: 0

stolen, therefore flagged

Arachnophilia

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Aug. 05, 2009

Rating: 0

same as abayu - doesn't work on Firefox 3.0.13 Flash 10.22.something

Cargo Bridge

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Aug. 04, 2009

Rating: 0

the web sports a wagonload of level 18 designs, which fail or belong to an obsolete version. here is a working design on 1.4.4 http://pic.ipicture.ru/uploads/090804/TLVzpQYWSV.jpg the red wooden support breaks, but the box lands pretty much on top of the worker

Elements

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Jul. 28, 2009

Rating: 0

badly needs a rule to re-deal your hand if it has 6-8 pillars or 6-8 non-pillars at the beginning

Knights Beasts & Magic

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Jul. 28, 2009

Rating: 0

too short, too easy

William and Sly

Play William and Sly

Jul. 22, 2009

Rating: 0

rather short and easy game it does for insanely hard platformers like MeatBoy and MoneySeize what kannabis does for heroin and LSD - you begin to think that it doesn't hurt you ;)

Stick Arena: Ballistick

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Jul. 22, 2009

Rating: 0

I guess the shit plays fine after you've paid those sad suckers a few $$. it's not too difficult to write a "random disconnect" routine that jumps on everybody with an active adblock and without a lab pass, is it?

Wrath of the Empire v.1.01

Play Wrath of the Empire v.1.01

Jul. 20, 2009

Rating: 0

needs autofire (RSI/CTS impending) and maybe homing rockets; on normal difficulty the bosses are too easy, and the cash is too low IMHO.

Stick Arena: Ballistick

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Jul. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

bugfixes my ass. I get disconnected on join or every 60 seconds or as soon as my kill count reaches 5 or 6. I'm not going to cough up dough on this p.o.s., badges or not

MoneySeize

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Jul. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

another EPIC FAIL. whatever Greg's smoking right now it's clearly impairing his badging abilities. first epic fail ballistic, now this epic fail seize

Stick Arena: Ballistick

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Jul. 15, 2009

Rating: 0

EPIC FAIL. let's make a list. this piece of crap 1. doesn't load half the time, killing the chat 2. yet kills the chat half the times it loads 3. disconnects on the merest hint of background activity 4. requires performance fit for LHC computers 5. and on top of this, nags me to pay those bastards! rated 1/5 (too bad there are no negative values, this would be the rare vindication for them), and flagged. this is supposed to be a free chat & games' site, not a flash banner graveyard. Greg, how much did XGen pay you to badge this?

Heavy Weapons

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Jul. 15, 2009

Rating: 0

I've been stuck on 58, too. my solution were shortshield, lightning, energy homers. and bacteriazilla was downright pitiful - duck death, energy homers, lightning.

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