Addendum: And fix them fast. Because of your damn bugs, I played a game where I got a gray screen JUST as it was ending. And what happened after I refreshed and went back into the game? It reduced me to the experience I had TWO levels ago, taking away a level. Thanks for that...
Kchamp, I'm begging you, and any deity that might exist, please, PLEASE fix these freaking bugs. Your game started out amazing, and got me addicted and wanting to be a lifelong deluxe member, but... But lately it's deteriorated. Badly. It's like you can't play a single game without it going to the gray bubble screen. Adding things is great, but not if you make sure no bugs go with it. Please, on behalf of all loyal, devoted players, FIX THOSE BUGS!!! That's all. Even with the bugs I'm not taking away my 5/5 rating I gave this game.
Most people are saying "Just add more levels and this game will be finished." That's fine and all, but what would make it finished for me is some sort of ending at the Freedom stage. Like the ball heading for the exit in complete dark, but suddenly lazers trap it in and then getting illuminated by dozens of lights and getting blasted by tons of machine gun turrets. "So close, yet you failed epically in your escape." Some kind of ending is all I need.
Yeah, the game didn't so much give me closure as it left me riddled with questions. Who are "they?" Why are they throwing light puzzles in my characters way? Did they really want me to finish them or die a horrible death? What am I awakening to? Is my character a guy, a girl, or two souls together, one made up of dark the other light?! And have you made another amazing game to answer these questions? Great puzzle game. Rreally. 5/5
Attendant: "Mr. President, we have a situation! A zombie apocalypse has begun! In some random dude's dreams!!" President: "WHAT?! No, no. Don't freak out. It's all right. I've spent billions on such a situation. We made the entire country starve in order for our scientists to make antidotes to save the dream world." Attendant: "No, Mr. President. All the scientists had holes in their pockets and dropped them on the street. Only the dreamer can obtain them." President: "Then it's all over. The world will die. Now I'm feeling a bit hungry. Let me snack on you." Attendant: "... ...Very good, sir."
This is a whole lot of bullcrap. There are some seriously bad glitches here. The biggest problem I have is the fact that I have a ton of the Heal All potions and the moment I use them the number in battle decreases from the huge amount to three... Three. What. The. Hell. That's not cool at all. And makes absolutely no sense as a glitch. Thanks for not caring about your game and noticing big things like that. I truly appreciate it....
It would have been nice, before the game was abandoned, if the creator had finished all the information on the weapons. I'm in the dark with a lot of them, and it's really annoying buying weapons blind.
If you go through past documents one of them shows the two passwords that you found in the hideout. One old, the other new. In the second game the password was (for me) 37045836. However, when I went to the password document here it showed the number as being 93781031. Someone clearly hasn't kept up with their own games. Still great games, of course.
This ending was so much better than the first. Because at least it feels like something significant happened rather than just a match going out. For those people that have a difficult time figuring things out, and can't do it all at once, there should be some sort of save function to record your process.
Spy's inner dialogue: "Should I pick up that money in that drawer there? I could use some dough of my own." "Money? I don't need that. It's too green and I'm a spy. What do spies need with money?" "But what about that treasure che-" "Forget it!" "Can we at least pick up that gun we found in the room? What if we run into someone bad?" "Ew! No! It's near some blood. Blood is icky." "Whatever. I'm a loser."
"Sir, the dinosaur hit one speed, should we increase it by that amount?" "Hell no! 1 speed=6 you fool!" "The dinosaur is jumping over everything we throw at it. What now?" "Add the wind!" "Sir, the treadmill has been reversed so the wind is now helping. What should we do?!" "Dummy, throw a party with confetti! Pretty colors are known to distract the dinosaur's controller!!" "Sir, sir! The arrow just barely touched Win the Game, what should we do? Should we let it win?" "Are you insane? Let a dinosaur beat our evil machine?! Just give it a hat and it will be satisfied!!" "Dinosaur is dead. What now?" "Must I think of everything? Just throw another one on and leave me alone. I'm busy playing on Kongregate."
My biggest problem with this game is, of course, the controls. I try to move an inch with my guy so he doesn't fry on some laser, and he ends up running all the way across the room for a few seconds before it corrects itself. Which tends to get me fried, or fall in a hole. It's ridiculous. They should have been fixed a long time ago. Other than that it's a great puzzle game. Controls make this a 4/5 game for me.
Well, this is bullcrap. My winning profile was deleted because I won. What if I have to beat the last level for some reason? Like, oh, it didn't give me the badge and I want to try and beat that last level again without having to go through every level. Next time, don't do that. It's stupid.
I think my game may have glitched once. I got to level twenty and it brought out not only one boss, but two of them. Suffice it to say I died. When I restarted, no boss. When I got to level thirty a boss didn't appear right away, and I was able to get my calvery to the flag and back about halfway before the boss showed up. I won without ever laying an arrow on the boss.
What a sad ending. I kept trying to dodge the heart and hope that it timed out so that she would realize that she wanted to keep her emotions since they were a gift from her father. But no matter how many times I avoided the heart it kept coming. They should have made that a second ending. Would have been a better game for it.
The thing I liked about the game was that eventually I was allowed to get a shield for all three of my characters, so they could block some damage and keep me alive. What annoyed me the most (other than those stupid catapults) was that after a certain level was reached they no longer allowed us to buy rods for the mage. As if I'm so happy that she can use a sword and a flaming attack that I no longer want to use the rod. The rod is her RANGED attack! Why the hell would I want to give her a sword? She can hit the monsters from a DISTANCE and kill them before they get to her! It's stupid to make it so you can't acquire anymore rods. If you ever make another one, fix that.
This has got to be the single, most boring game I've ever played in my entire life. And I've played a lot of games. This should never be made a console game because it would make all of ten dollars, and that being the maker who bought it at a discount. That's right, it sucks so badly that it wasn't even free for the creator. Because the creator sucks. Bad, THQ. Very, very bad. Come back when you start making good games again. I'm very disappointed in you, as are all your fans.
Ahaha. Used the shotgun and I did 16 mission shots and hit for 30. It gave me 187.5 accuracy. That's just amazing. I'm so accurate that my bullets shoot through the enemy, come back and shoot through them again. XD
I have to say that I actually enjoy this game. Not a lot of games like this that I can get into. It's fun, fast, and I suck less at this than other games of its type. Less being the keyword, I still suck at it. My only problem with the game is the "miss" factor of the guns. When you shoot a projectile of some sort and it has a chance to just vanish and make some sort of dent in the land. Even when it should be a direct hit. Like if a grenade is RIGHT next to a tank and it blows up, only it didn't touch the tank, just blew a chunk out of the earth. This needs to be fixed, because there should be no sort of missing other than by your own fault. I find this happens most with the air strike attack, though. Starts to come down and then POOF! gone. Please fix this to make this a 10/5 game rather than the 5/5 game I'm rating it.
It's clear that this place gets attacked on a regular basis, what with the numerous amounts of cranes indicating construction. Instead of using tax dollars to rebuild someone should be putting money into weapon systems to destroy those giant robots. Learn from your past experience people!!
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