The update says it fixed the Boss Glitch. So...I assume that the screen going black and the music playing on a loop after I tried to stomp on the boss is what's supposed to happen? Aside from that, it's got quite loose controls and the falling blocks level seems far harder than the miserably easy disco ball level (Although 'falling blocks' is still easy - just occasionally unfair). Plus the music is recycled from all the other music games. The idea isn't bad, it's just very disappointing, and I'm not sure the music is very well tied into the platforming at any rate, it was just random and annoying events set to cheesy techno.
Excellent! Setting the flash memory to unlimited works, despite the little box claiming it isn't using anywhere near the current memory setting. Cheers Antman and whoever posted the suggestion earlier!
Right click the screen and press 'forward' to be able to play.
'You have 60 seconds to target the 500 points..and have the chance to sneak around with the sexy ladies!'
If it wasn't for that, I would have no idea why there's a man trailing his eyeballs in the sand. It's a not-terribly-funny idea, executed in such a way to be as pathetic as possible. It's an unoriginal concept which has been broken and fails in entirely new and original ways. Packed with multiple adverts which even take up a large portion of the game screen, and prominently on the broken loading screen and the game over screen and the You Win screen ( i counted 9 separate places that would take you to a different site on it alone). And it doesn't even feature any redeeming comedy filth. I never thought I would be disappointed by a lack of boobs.
If you've read this far and still aren't sure - it's poop.
I put a ten minute long song on, and started a game at the same time. The song ended, and I carried on for another minute, then when I lost I'd only got 527 seconds. Presumably that's something to do with the framerate but it's really annoying to have that happen.
Oh, I tell a lie, it doesn't end. The 'how many goals can you score in a minute?' thing is rhetorical, apparently. Perhaps if you score 10 it goes away, but I've suddenly remembered hundreds of other things I need to do first.
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I love how if you double click it as it tells you to, and your pointer is over the hand, it just wastes your go. Doing that was marginally more fun than playing it properly as it made it end sooner.
Plus, these advert games are loathesome. They're fine on their original website but when inflicted on a decent game site they look terrible in comparison and surely devalue what they're advertising.
Not bad but seemingly endless/too easy. Admittedly I didn't manage to unlock more than one bonus shape per level, but that was mainly because the levels ended so quickly - in fact it didn't really make sense to separate it into levels anyway. The main complaint I have is that the mouse cursor doesn't change to let you know when to click the screen, or even have 'click to continue' so for a moment I just assumed it had failed to load properly, and in between levels I kept thinking it was going to continue without needing me to click it. Yeah, that's a really petty point.
I had so much fun making an Amy Winehouse. But alas the fun ended all too soon when I couldn't work out the controls to make my little addict go to the pub, or sing, or in fact move at all. Is this game broken? She just stands there, eyeing me with an air of insouciance. It's terribly frustrating, and I'm sure she's going to get irritable if I don't get her a virtual fix soon. Have you SEEN her when she's angry? Please help, kthxbye.
It's 'Click on Dots', only without even the dubious bonus of multiplayer. Presumably it's mainly an advert for the website? I'd go, but on the strength of this it seems lazy and cynical.
Cute. But the glitches make the underwater level hateful - and getting on to the platforms that mysteriously push you off is excruciating. It's more annoying because this looks like a fun game, but it's broken. And probably way too short, although I'm prevented from getting further by glitches.
It's a very unpolished 'Orisinal' type game. And the fact that the riverbank can come *all* the way down to the bottom of the screen, effectively wrecking your game, completely spoils it.
I played this game while tired and I guess I forgot to blink for a while, but when I stopped and looked at something else, it all seemed to be scrolling slowly upwards. It really bewildered me, but it was easily the best bit about the game. It’s…pleasant.
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