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Sprint!

Play Sprint!

Mar. 22, 2008

Rating: 0

WOOHOO Fourth place all-time, with a score of 0. Neat!

3 Points to Glory with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

Play 3 Points to Glory with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

Mar. 22, 2008

Rating: -1

So much less fabulous than it should have been. I wanted a pompom simulation.

Find the greenishness

Play Find the greenishness

Mar. 22, 2008

Rating: -2

Cheeeap. Plus, right-click/forward reveals the last level to be a cruel, cruel lie. It's not easy, being greenish.

Age of Japan

Play Age of Japan

Mar. 21, 2008

Rating: 0

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT? I don't know! Do I?

All Drugged Up

Play All Drugged Up

Mar. 21, 2008

Rating: 0

Good lord. I enjoyed this, but I don't think I know what it is.

Battle Kingdoms!!

Play Battle Kingdoms!!

Mar. 21, 2008

Rating: 0

I prayed and a dwarf exploded. Best melee attack animation ever, too. 5!

Dinosaurs and Cadillac

Play Dinosaurs and Cadillac

Mar. 21, 2008

Rating: 0

Yeah! Dinosaurs and cars and scantily-clad people! How could this possibly fail?

Field of Dreams - Grand Adventure Game

Play Field of Dreams - Grand Adventure Game

Mar. 21, 2008

Rating: 0

I'M IN UR FIELD MOLESTING UR COWS

sonic

Play sonic

Mar. 21, 2008

Rating: 0

Now that is a fun, fun, fun, fun, fun game. Take sonic, chip off his limbs until he's just a head, and then slooowly move sideways off the scenery. Ace.

Find your Girlfriend

Play Find your Girlfriend

Mar. 21, 2008

Rating: 0

bizarrely easy to get wedged in between traffic. this doesn't detract from the fun at all though - there was none in the first place.

Trip to Burger King

Play Trip to Burger King

Mar. 21, 2008

Rating: -1

I had so much fun at Burger King when I was a lad, and now I can relive all the excitement virtually, since I can no longer leave the house due to my obesity. Thanks, Kongregate!

The Brown Bear Adventures

Play The Brown Bear Adventures

Mar. 21, 2008

Rating: 1

It's not much of an adventure, but it gets 2 for having a fish up the bum.

The Raven: Evil Calls

Play The Raven: Evil Calls

Mar. 21, 2008

Rating: 0

Oh well. The whole game seems to be a dead end, with a few pointless red herrings and a really unrewarding finale. But! Excellent use of a strangely bounding receptionist, which makes me laugh every time (surely he's facing the wrong way?).

Rock Climbing school

Play Rock Climbing school

Mar. 17, 2008

Rating: 0

... the music, it's the aphex twin, in a tin caravan, falling off a cliff into an ocean filled with blenders. Hardcore, man.

Rock Climbing school

Play Rock Climbing school

Mar. 17, 2008

Rating: 0

seriously one of my favourite games ever. I can hardly breathe...the music! oh, that music!

Rock Climbing School (fixed)

Play Rock Climbing School (fixed)

Mar. 17, 2008

Rating: 0

Still my favourite game on here. I love rock climbing school and its mad unpredictable ways.

Tranquill Sonds

Play Tranquill Sonds

Mar. 17, 2008

Rating: 0

The game actually manages to disappoint, even with the low expectations from the bad spelling. Result!

PI-ANO

Play PI-ANO

Mar. 17, 2008

Rating: 0

Oh, poor.

Three Dancing Fairies

Play Three Dancing Fairies

Mar. 17, 2008

Rating: 0

Oh, ick. Softpornomaths?

Beef Bash

Play Beef Bash

Mar. 17, 2008

Rating: 0

Oh, the wrongness. Beats Papa's Pizzeria.

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