I don't seem to be able to die - the health regenerates faster than you get shot, so although it doesnt have a pause (or a mute, damn you) you can still wander off without worrying about the game ending. Aside from this novel feature, it's rubbish.
For 'just another Tower Defence game', with no bells and whistles, this is incredibly solid. At first I thought it was too simple, then unfairly difficult, but actually it's extremely well balanced and you really do have to vary the strategy every time. Brilliant!
It's a chat thing, sort of. Registering opens up a world of hilarity and awfulness. People pay for this! It's bizarre. Hide your credit cards, mothers!
Total sellout. Took the original game and just cashed in. I hope you're happy, ruining a classic like that. That was my childhood you milked like it had no value. You're like Simon Cowell, you have no soul. Some things are too precious!
Horrid, and having to switch between mouse to start the level and keyboard for the bat is awful. Music is absolutely amazing though, I had chills. There's nothing like awful hardcore remakes of 80s songs played very very quietly.
On the title screen, Tom Cruise looks like he's had facial reconstructive surgery to look like KD Lang, and is sucking a pink slug off some woman's face. In-game, he looks angry about his head being run over. And his wife looks like a fleshy, flower-studded blancmange. I love this game.
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