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Cute Lollipop Girl

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May. 03, 2010

Rating: 3

More terrible than usual, which is an achievement in itself. And the 'Play again' button is incorrect (but really that's the least of its worries.)

Flirty Waitress

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May. 03, 2010

Rating: 1

Creepiest wink in the world, like a slutty eyeball rolling around in a fleshless eyesocket. Hilarious!

Freesex avoider

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May. 03, 2010

Rating: 1

Oh god, flashing intro = epileptic fit time. Works fine though :D

Bloons Tower Defense 4

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Apr. 23, 2010

Rating: 0

Is the 'You've reached rank 17 and now you MUST buy kreds to continue' thing intentional? Nothing like that happened on Ninja Kiwi's site and it's not really endearing me to the whole thing.

Caribbean pirates

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Mar. 15, 2010

Rating: -1

Biggest mistake of this game: When you level up, your Free Time isnt refilled, which means there's literally no hook. All other games like this give you a refill, which helps get people addicted to it. But this game just goes 'Yeah, you're done, go have fun doing something else!' So it would be churlish not to.

Can Your Pet?

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Mar. 03, 2010

Rating: 0

I think, as far as games that will distress small girls go, that was profoundly brilliant.

Piano Soulmate

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Mar. 01, 2010

Rating: 0

More games should have a selection of bottoms to choose from; sadly even this can't save yet another dress-up game from being yet another dress-up game.

BUM FANTASY really

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Feb. 22, 2010

Rating: 1

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank german13 for giving me the chance to have BUM FANTASY pop up next to my name wherever I go. Thankyou, german13.

You are a...

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Feb. 21, 2010

Rating: 0

I am a large-breasted bed who likes to sniff frogs.

Throw Rocks at Shit

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Feb. 21, 2010

Rating: 1

Let's be honest, I can be persuaded to lol@poo fairly easily. The glorious soundtrack and sobbing woman tipped me way over the edge. A masterpiece.

MY SUPER MAZE

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Feb. 21, 2010

Rating: 0

Wow, this doesn't look much like the thumbnail view. And doesn't work.

Chance Crawford Dress Up

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Feb. 21, 2010

Rating: 0

All those jackets are FAR too short, unless they're part of Scottish formal military dress (with kilt) and all in all, any celebrity with a wardrobe this bad deserves to stay obscure. Pink shoes!

Cover Orange 2

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Feb. 17, 2010

Rating: 0

It's not even like I'm filled to the brim with protective feelings towards oranges anyway, but when they're this annoying I get positively gleeful when they die.

Blind Date

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Feb. 14, 2010

Rating: 3

Horrible in SO many ways, and yet genius. Almost as good as Interactive Pet Room.

3D Christmas Living Room Decoration

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Feb. 10, 2010

Rating: -1

the Floor view is different to the 3D view, and, well let's face it, it's not very good.

Best game ever

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Feb. 10, 2010

Rating: 0

It's very hard to think of anything to add to this.

Stock martket index expert

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Feb. 10, 2010

Rating: 0

Well, it's quite relaxing.

PhotoShoot

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Feb. 10, 2010

Rating: 0

Pressed control; didn't see much win.

New User Tutorial

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Jan. 01, 2010

Rating: 0

This is so bewildering, I feel like I need a guide to get through it.

Screw Effect

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Dec. 01, 2009

Rating: 0

I restarted the game and then that annoying High Score thing popped up, and now I have to wait til the timer runs out to replay it. And while the music is fun, I clicked mute and the music simply starts up all over when you start again.

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