Nooo I can't play any more, I worked out three times and now it's locked out til I eat something. But no matter how much I eat, nothing happens. I guess I'll just go shopping.
Is it just me or is he somehow missing his head, but not his face? And going to get a tan resulted in his entire body disappearing. 'Alternatively' isn't the same word as 'Alternately' and, well, this is amazing, I can't think straight. Why does it have 12 music tracks? I can't even begin to imagine what the content of the unlockable videos are. I'm sort of tempted to keep mashing at the keys in an effort to find out what on earth's going on there. My world is crumbling. Oh! 2/5 for at least having a mute option, well done. Oh god, I'm actually going to keep playing, I must know what the videos are. It's like 'Kiss Joe Jonas' all over again, only worse.
I've never played a Flash game with so many sponsors. There are PS3 games with quicker startups. Hell, there are Atari 65XE games with quicker startups. It's especially foolish if your pre-loader adverts mean that it simply won't load on some computers. And really, if your entire music loop is less than 5 seconds long (!) and THAT loud, it desperately needs a mute.
It seemed quite a cute game with lots of graphical polish, but I think that it needs more thought in every other category - the timer being so generous makes it quite redundant, the 'has the bear managed to settle in the box' period is far too long (and only seems to trigger once the bear has already settled anyway, making it just an irritation) and to be honest, the early levels seem to rely slightly too much on luck. No idea about the later levels, couldnt bear the music any longer!
Skating around backwards, crying, while being eaten by dogs and leaving a trail of blood make this the best game i've seen in weeks. An ambitious mess, sure, but hilarious fun.
A multiplayer game based on these controls, with perhaps an Ice-skating knife-fight theme, would be utterly brilliant. Just gliding around, shanking opponents, possibly wearing spangly lycra. It would be perfection.
Wow, she could be his sister. They certainly share a similar five-o'clock shadow. Would almost certainly get more plays if it were retitled 'The Jonas Brothers Incest Game'
I think that having the game start while you're reading the controls is a bit of a cruel idea, but I haven't got a clue what was going on anyway. Timers were going down, then starting from the top again. Bars were going up, and sometimes they were going down, and then it stopped. Things appeared, I clicked on them, and all in all I feel pretty weird about the fact that kissing games are too complicated for me these days.
As so many games do, it needs a mute. And it needs some kind of 'three misses and the game stops' thing, because otherwise it's really just a test of patience. I got bored halfway through and found no way to exit the game, and the blobs just serenely floated past until it was good and ready to finish. Fast paced?
I really have no objections to adverts - they're really just the same as demos, but this is so pedestrian it would surely not help sell any copies.
Desperately needs a 'free roam' mode where you can leave the black mysterious eye-changing blobs over her eyes so she looks like a bug-eyed alien. It's quite sad that it took me a minute to work out that they weren't nasty pearl earrings. And also sad that I spent that much time wondering about them. Someone made me play this game, right?
Made me howl with frustration and laugh hysterically each time something unexpectedly cruel appeared from nowhere and killed me. The difficulty is part of the charm but it would really benefit from a checkpoint system of some sort, just to keep people playing a bit longer.
Oh this is quite distressing. I don't know why but the images going dark grey feels like something bad happened, as opposed to getting them in the right place. Also, that music. I know I should expect that on a Christmas game, but every game should have a mute. Every game.
Hilariously, you can just click the matching tiles long before they fade away. Which is heartbreakingly optimistic that people like me won't just cheat :D
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 "Lite Fatty Kristen Stewart")
 "Douchebag Workout")
 "Bear Lolo")
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 "The Expandables Find the Numbers")
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